In the last couple of weeks, news has been circling the internet hallways about who will be performing at this year's Super Bowl Halftime Show. Reports have Coldplay, Rhianna, and Katy Perry on a short list of artists up for the gig.... with one big stipulation... the group/person must pay to play.
The NFL obviously doesn't have the cash to pay for top performers... so the artists must pay to play the prestigious show.
New British Rockers You Me At Six have sent the NFL a letter outling what their offer is for playing the Super Bowl Halftime Show.
We're sorry to hear that you're in such dire financial straits. While COLDPLAY and RIHANNA mull your offer, we're here to help with a multi-tiered proposal:
1. For $2 Million: We get to play the upcoming halftime show.
2. For $10 Million, one of us gets to quarterback a set of downs for the team of our choosing.
3. For $40 Million, the Super Bowl will be played with ENGLISH football rules, where you must use your feet, and an actual ball.
We look forward to hearing your thoughts once you've had a chance to review. We welcome any of the SUPER BOWL committee to attend one of our upcoming American concerts. Our tour kicks off SEPTEMBER 15th at the TROUBADOUR in LOS ANGELES, CA.